So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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