Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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