If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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