i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
They have beer where we have blood.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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