I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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