what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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