It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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