Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
