I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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