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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me