our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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