We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
