I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I am naked and annoyed.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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