A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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