I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Enjoy the penises
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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