So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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