Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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