he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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