just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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