just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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