Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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