Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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