My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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