Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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