It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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