This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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