DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
There's even glitter on my cock...
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