there was a trapeze. enough said
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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