Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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