i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices