Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.