normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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