so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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