I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Randomize
