I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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