The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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