Moan for me like Helen Keller
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
