Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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