I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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