I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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