She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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