I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Are my feet made of real feet?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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