Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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