Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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