don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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