You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you traded sex for a burrito?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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