Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You made out with two different species that night
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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