Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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