Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
