I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You're like the curious george of whores
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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