I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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