drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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