just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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