I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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