You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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