talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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